“There’s all these songs about loving a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. But what about loving a girl that does? How come liking myself makes me less appealing?”

My 12 year old cousin is actually pretty deep (via imjust-a-girl)

(via friendscallmetonks)


pornography has basically become the type of medium in which everything, everything that would otherwise be illegal, including rape, abuse, torture (ie waterboarding), pedophilia, blatant racism and misogyny, murder, fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia are OKAY, excused because it makes it easier for some people to have an orgasm 

alright then

(via daybeams)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*




lemon grab screech

I don’t know the way you do it, but you do it to me thoughhhh

(Source: adoringbeyonce, via eating-death)


Step up your game, Olive Garden.


Step up your game, Olive Garden.

(via aduhm)


drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

(via ofcourseitsinyourheadharry)


today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

(via friendscallmetonks)